So You Think You Know Jason Better?
I think not. Today, it is Jason Better exposed. I am going to enlighten you on who Jason Better really is, and let me tell ya, you are going to be shocked. I have the inside scoop, and I am going to share these secrets with you.
Do you want to join in the Jason Better Roast? Place your comments in the box. (Remember, this is all in fun)
So here it is:
Five reasons Jason Better Sucks.
1) How old is this guy really? Every post has the word “Gosh” at least once. Gee Wiz Beav, That went out in Mayberry.
What he should really do is write us a post about his experiences as a whipper snapper skipping rocks on the Mississippi with Huck and Tom.
2) Annoyingly Nice – Seriously, this guy is a little too nice, if you know what I mean. He’s always bribing his visitors with mentions in his posts, and… quality…consistency… a little too much advice, and wheeeeewww, content that people relate to.
Don’t let the act fool you. He is up to something. Putting links to readers lke Derek Alvarez, Wayne Vassell, Jerome Ratliff, Dwayne Huggins, Josh Garcia, ummmm Me… (I wasn’t fooled for second)
He even visits the sites of his readers and tweets the links on his twitter account. Don’t be the one to let this flattery fool you. He builds you up and…well, he just builds you up, but eventually he is going to come by to collect. Believe me buddy, You don’t want to answer the door to find a small bodied guy with a big head asking for return favors.
3) Common Knowledge – All this useless information he posts on the Network Marketing Blog and Better Networker is common knowledge to the industry leaders. This is nothing new. People have been using these types of tips to become successful for years. I can buy thousands of courses that cover much of this same information. Why would I need to go through the trouble of reading his blog.
All these posts on Copywriting Strategy, SEO, how not to bother people with email, something about an alligator. I bet every leader in this industry already knows these things. So why should we bother with it?
4) What kind of Geek recommends books?
Really Jason, books went out with the mullet (which I’m not so sure you’re not rockin’ behind that cartoon). We have a new technology now called PDF. Look it up Grandpa, after you grab a band aide for that paper cut.
Moving On
5) It’s the Gremlins – This one is shocking. Jason let slip his affiliation with Gremlins about a month back. We all know that it isn’t possible for Jason Better to be in the 20 places at once that he appears everyday. With blog posts coming out on two sites every day, tweets, shares, hanging out with Carl the Cop, who I also suspect a Gremlin, reading through who knows how many articles to pick Best of Better Networker posts, and still finding time to comment on our sites and read those “books” he always talks about.
Listen up, if this is one guy (no way) I’m going to buy him (not really) the 4 hour work week course and simplify his life (probably not).
Bottom line everyone. Jason Better is a trickster waiting for his next victim. Follow his kind of training and you’ll soon be sporting a cartoon character, giving away stuff you could sell, and working 41 hours a day.
I don’t know about you, but I think Jason Better Sucks.
Now go jump in the comments box and add your Roast to the mix. Don’t forget to tweet, share and digg this post.
Chris Owen
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Ha!
That’s some funny stuff you have going on there.
I am sure he is going to collect massively from me because he has helped me out an unlimited amount!
He can’t be real because know one knows that much and can express so spot on!
No man can multi-task like that so I conclude that Jason Better is a girl!
Still love him / her to bit. JB you are the best.
Dwayne
Hey Dwayne,
You know, you may have something there. Men can’t multi-task that effectively. I think I’m with you.
Is Jason Better really Jessica Better? Hmmmmm
She sure is a good writer though.
Gee wiz,
Well I did date a Jessica for a while… after my buddy Huck disappeared on his raft… down the mississippi.
And I don’t eat or shower after midnight.
Too funny my friend.
Too gosh darned funny…
Hey Jason,
Ummm, nice to see you stop aaaaa by.
Soooo how’s the weather in… where you are from.
Yeah, you know this was just funnin’ right. we cool. we cool
Jason Better Sucks.
For starters, he stands only 2 digital inches tall, yet is able to leap mountains with a single bound.
I don’t agree with Dwayne, he is not a women. His is just a figment of our imaginations, digitally alive, and could possibly be the Oogle Bot in disguise with all of the info he “allegedly” posts. It is humanly impossible for a brain to hold all of the info that he boasts.
He can try and collect from me, but I’ll just sick my toddler on him and fry his little circuit board with slobber.
Funny, Funny Stuff,
Eric McMillan
Hey Eric,
Fully digital huh? That means he can be hacked. Imagine the possibilities. We could set up our own 4 hour work week and have that little sucker zipping the net from Shanghai to Chicago.
This is too funny!
I did wonder if it was a female as well!
There is so much multi-tasking going on. Us men have trouble just finding stuff around the house while trying to keep a conversation going. We were just not wired that way.
Dated a Jessica? We will leave at that…
Nevertheless, JB is a great person. People need to visit the awesome blog.
Josh
I agree Josh,
He wrote the book on multitasking. Which could mean that he is geographically located in the Philippines.
We are getting closer.
Haha, I am just finishing an article about the Better man, should be interesting. I definetly have to give you and Dwayne some props with two great posts.
Female,hmmm…there was a mention of unicorns yesterday?? You have to admit, a brainstorming session over at BN would be pretty cool.
Let’s see if anyone can beat Josh to the punch today (he probably already left a comment while I am writing this, lol).
See you over at JBs
Tommy D.
Hey Tommy,
You are one funny dude!
Hey Tommy,
I saw that the comment Ninja struck again. I guess you noticed he is on my payroll now.
If you can’t beat ‘em, Outsource.
So you all admit it…women are better! We are mulit-tasking geniuses!
This is a very funny post.
And you say I don’t have a sense of humor. I’m a big fan of humor…with class.
Tragena
Everything that is going on, and all you took from it was women are better than men.
Women are better, Jason Better, hmmmm I am starting to see some connections here.
The pieces are falling into place.
Haha, hilarious, Chris! I love it! Great sense of humor and I know Jason took it that way.
As for my two cents about Jason …. I don’t care if he’s 2 inches tall and has a big head I have been learning a ton. He’s a terrific guy and everyone should listen to what he’s got to say as he has a world of knowledge.
And yes, we may already know it, but it’s still good if we hear it again
Y’all have a great day!
Ilka
Hey Ilka,
How’s ironing underwear going these days?
I agree with you totally. Jason puts out posts on a high traffic site with links to his readers sites, and never asks for anything. Just keeps giving.
So Today I give back. Just in a way that no-one saw comming.
Arghhh, I knew I’d never live that ‘underwear-ironing-thing’ down.
You’re absolutely right though, Jason is a very giving person.
A true ‘Go-Giver!’
Hee Hee Hee
I think he looks like that “one guy” from 90210. (The original 90210). I have wondered if I’ll get to meet this mystery wo-man someday??
I have to admit I have been suspecting a female for quite some time now. After yesterday’s comments, I bet he/she has a collection of unicorns also and is just trying to hide his/her passion for “unicorn collecting” with all this top notch guru info.
It’s okay Jason or Jessica or whoever you are, I still love you and you can stop by my blog anytime. I’ll try to go easy on you:)
Rhonda
Yeah Rhonda, the unicorn thing was a little strange, but the eating babies part had me a little worried. Have you seen that show supernatural. I bet Sam and Dean could get to the bottom of this.
Better not call them though. We’ll type in Jason Better tomorrow and google will yield no results.
Maybe he meant unicorn babies. Aw man, now I am really upset.
Never watched Supernatural. Sorry. Actually, I did watch a show a couple of times about supernatural powers. Maybe it was Sam & Dean. Do they go into people’s houses and spend the night? Creeeeeeepy.
I’ll make a note to google Jason Better tomorrow and see what we come up with
Yeah, they try to find ghosts and ummm kill ‘em I guess. Or really anything supernatural. Like some of the doppelganger stuff going on with Jason. Maybe we should put him under protection now that the secrets out. He may be in danger.
Or maybe he is some grossly overweight dude with a surrogate typing out emails like the new (not too good) Bruce Willis movie “surrogates”.
LMAO! Man Jason has been exposed! I knew he was only 2 digital inches tall….
Man, just to think I believed in his “Mr. Nice Guy” act (or her?) ! (ha)
Nice and very comical post Chris!
Wayne Vassell, signing out….
P.s. Don’t worry J we will be back to your blog in the morning (lol)
Wayne, I am new to the twitter acronyms. What the heck does LMAO mean?, and should I be using it. Or trying to get rid of it. Or trying to get it off me….
Please help?
Chris,
LOL, Laugh My A$$ Off.
Ohhhhhh I see
I really need to spend more time with twitter.
This is way toooo funny Chris.
It’s good to see Jason Better has a great sense of humor.
You had me rolling on the floor my friend.
Thanks for mixing it up.
Jerome Ratliff
Hey Jerome,
I am glad I could give everyone a good laugh.
You have some great material over at the Maverick Business Blog too. I think I’ll head that way now.
I don’t think Jason is a Jessica due to the fact he used the term a couple of weeks ago “gone like a fart in the wind”. That’s a guy thing! LOL
Don’t know where you’re from.
In the high school I went to that doesn’t disqualify women.
Just a note. My wife was from a neighboring city. LOL
Good Stuff Chris,
Playing catch-up this morning and finally got over here to read this post…Great article!
You’re not the only one who’s been wondering about Jason lately…
Thanks, and keep up the good work…
Mitchell Dillman
Hey Mitchel,
Yeah I see you beat me to the exclusive when s/he’s ready to come clean.
I will keep digging though. If I am lucky I can get some pics through the living room window of his RV.
Ya know Chris,
The whole thing seems kinda odd when ya think about it…
It wasn’t too many months ago my wife thought I was conversing with a real Internet Pro…You know a real ‘Character’
Then when she found out old Jason Better was a real ‘caricature’, she almost laughed me out of the house…
And now… You’re gonna tell me he’s a she!
Oh, boy (or girl), now my wife’s really gonna have something to laugh about!
And what kind of scoop do you have? I always wondered if s/he’s been living in a mini-winnie down by the river. Do you have a location where the paparazzi can get some real pics of our mystery blogger, Jasonessica?
Inquiring minds just gotta know, man or woman (what ever the case).
Anyway, I think between you and I and the rest of the gang, we’ll get to the, uhm, bottom of this whole thing…
We’ll Catch ya later,
Mitchell Dillman
Did you ever see the Saturday Night Live episode with Chris Farley, as a retired motivational speaker living in a “VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”. I still remember him screaming that out at the young drug addict.
Maybe Jason is a retired motivational speaker living in a “VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”
Did you see this???
http://www.betternetworker.com/articles/view/mlm-news/gossip/jasonessica-better-can-it-beis-he-a-she#comment-34542
The roasting continues…
Jerome Ratliff
Hey Jerome,
I think I have really got something going. Pretty funny huh!
I wonder how many others will join in. I think I was the only person in the comment thread not mentioned. Hmmm
Maybe Dillman is a part of the conspiracy. They are trying to pull the attention away from this post and control it. Pay no mind to the information they give out. It’s like watching the news in Iraq during the American invasion. They said the lines were holding well, and there was nothing to worry about, as the people watched the tanks drive by their homes.
Wow, what a blunder on my part Chris…
You’re the one to credit with all these shocking revelations and I in-advertently overlooked your involvement and this thought provoking post.
Please accept my sincere apology and believe me when I tell ya, I’ve got no recollection of any such activities…Perhaps a nice write up to explain my intentions.
I’m headed over to BetterNetworker right now to amend and edit my article. Just hang in there, you’ll see.
MD
See guys,
He’s trying to draw me in. I am not fooled though. Jasonesica and Dillman are on the same team. I hear the tanks rolling by as we speak.
This totally explains why Jason wrote that Mitchell Gets the exclusive. It’s all propaganda people. All propaganda.
LOL This was great! Had me glued and laughing.
Jason Better… well I still think he’s a super hero.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Picture him in tights and a cape. HAHA
Awww, come on. I know you can think of something to add to our conspiracy theory list.
Hey, wait a minute. Alright guys, for real, picture a grown man calling himself a superhero running around the house in tights and a cape.
That may be one of the funniest visions yet.
Thanks Susanna, you roasted Jason without even knowing it.
Hi Chris, I’m just starting to get to know Jason & now to find out he’s a female who associates with Gremlins? Wow, this is quite enlightening. Those darn Gremlins are pretty smart because they have figured out how to keep people coming back. Not to mention, they have not only figured that much out, but they also figured out how to send people over to a new blog they’d never heard of and now those said new people (me) will more than likely continue to come back to see what other great things are shared on the new blog as well. I enjoyed your post…..um, Roast of Jason, great job.
Hey Kellie,
We are still working on the “associates with gremlins” part. Some theories are that he is, in fact, a gremlin himself. Though I have been informed that Tim Erway found him on the street in Austin Texas. If this is true, It would mean that Jason is a man, or at least he was at some point.
I am glad you stopped in for the roast. This is not the typical educational material that I post here, but hey, the National Inquisitor makes a killing off of stories less realistic than this one.
I do hope to see you drop in again.
Hey there Chris,
Not to throw fuel on the proverbial roasting fire, but this just in:
Tim Erway has confirmed that, and I quote… ” This came from a very reliable source, so don’t laugh. I heard he was a cross-dressing homeless person from Austin named ‘Leslie’. ” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran
So, the plot thickens…
We’ll keep you updated.
MD
So Leslie the Cross-dresser is a marketing genius.
If this information turns out to be false, I really would like to know how a cross-dressing homeless person from Austin is listed in Wikipedia.
Talk about personal branding.
Wow Chris,
I’ve been out of town and playing “catch up” — but this is some funny stuff!
Great addition, too, Mitchell!
Hey Derek,
I hope the trip was great, but it’s good to see you back around. You’ll have to post a blog telling all what you learned at the TG seminar.